Call the "Waaaam-bulance"

WAAAAAAAAAAA...my legs HURT!!! Quads, calves, hamstrings, fanny...all of it. Sitting down is now a challenging activity. Basically, I point my bod where I want it to go and then do a modified "Nestea Plunge" so as not to use my legs anymore than necessary. My Blitz group (I tutor 2nd graders at Evan's school) laughed a little this a.m. as Mrs. Pope tried to sit "criss cross applesauce" on the floor. Did you hear the faint laughter in the wind? Yeah...What about the low growl? That was me; the laughter belonged to the kids. I am grateful to Hailey for a face of compassion. Thanks, Hailey!! She didn't laugh. LOVE her! Next week I bring Ben Gay with!

So I met at the gym with Angela and Chrisinator ready to work out some stress. Trying that these days instead of munchie therapy/retail therapy. I tried to put on smile (because sometimes that helps). No dice, people. Sarcastic Steph was on a roll! Eye-rolling, snarky comments...Major kudos to Angela and Chris for putting up with me today!

Close to the end of the session, Angela gave me a bracelet she's been wearing...from A Complaint Fee World. Here's the 411: you put it on and every time (EVERYtime) you complain, you move it to the other wrist. The point is that it gets OLD very FAST to keep moving it, so you stop complaining. (Just stating fact...not complaining. Don't want to stop blogging just to move said bracelet). I think I moved it 20 times in the last 10 minutes of the workout. Yeah. Needless to say, today was a "glass is half empty" kind of day. Amazing to find out just how many "complainy" sounding things come out of my mouth. What's up with that? (move bracelet) Who uses so many "quotations"? (move bracelet) Must......close.......mouth....